Down in Mexicali
There's a crazy little place that I know
Where the drinks are hotter than the
chili sauce
And the boss is a cat named Joe

He wears a red bandana, plays a blues
pianna
In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico
He wears a purple sash, and a black
moustache
In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico

Well, the first time that I saw him
He was sittin' on a piano stool
I said "Tell me dad, when does the fun
begin?"
He just winked his eye and said "Man,
be cool."

He wears a red bandana, plays a blues
pianna
In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico
He wears a purple sash, and a black
moustache
In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico

All of a sudden in walks this chick

Joe starts playing on a Latin kick

Around her waist she wore three fishnets

She started dancin' with the castanets

I didn't know just what to eect

She threw her arms around my neck

We started dancin' all around the floor
And then she did a dance I never saw
before.

So if you're south of the border
I mean down in Mexico
And you wanna get straight,
Man, don't hesitate
Just look up a cat named Joe.

He wears a red bandana, plays a blues
pianna
In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico
He wears a purple sash, and a black
moustache
In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico